Their arrogant confidence
Was unshrinkable
In fact they considered it
To be unthinkable
For the RMS Titanic
Not to be unsinkable
Thursday, 14 April 2022
NOT EVEN GOD
RMS TITANIC
The finest ship of the White Star Line,
Titanic majestically
sailed the brine
A floating palace of
opulence
A thing of beauty and
elegance
But beauty is but a fragile
veneer
And conceals a truth
more austere
Into the depths
Europe’s poor, are thrust
Travelling in steerage
like human ballast
The iceberg cut her
stem to stern
But at first no one
showed concern
Except the poor below
the waterline
Where it quickly filled
with Icy brine
“Only God himself
could sink her”
It was claimed by an
unknown author
The Titanic promoted
by J. Bruce Ismay
Quickly sank to his
utter dismay
ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER SWEATER?
Are you wearing an Easter sweater?
It’s one of the hand
knitted ones
Though I’m not a fan
of novelty knitwear
I can ogle your hot
crossed buns
LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 1
Let’s get this straight once and for all
Easter does not commemorate
the time
When Jesus hid eggs in
the gardens
Of Gethsemane for the
disciples to find
ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER JUMPER?
Are you wearing an Easter Jumper?
Well, its contents
look rather bumper
But you really don’t
need a bigger size
It fits them perfectly
if I may apprise
THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 1
The best Easter actor of all time
Is something of an
acting hero
And there can only be
one winner
And that would be Rabbit
De Niro
I FORGOT TO GET BUNS ON THE SHOPPING
I forgot to get buns on the shopping
And when I got home my
wife had a fit
But she soon calmed
down as there’s
No need to get Hot and
Cross about it
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