NHS CUT BACKS # 6

 

The NHS has plans to save money

Which Pharmacologists won’t follow

Because they feel the cuts

Are simply a bitter pill to swallow

NONSENSICAL EPISODE # 2

 

I see Dogs in clogs

Cats in spats

Goats in coats

Flies in ties

Llamas in pyjamas

I think I drink

Too much caffeine

THE USES OF GOOSES # 2

 

Be warned about the use of a goose

If well roasted in goose grease

You will have cooked your goose

And caused a decrease in your geese

THE HABITS OF RABBITS

 

The habits of rabbits

Are of limited scope

How can I be delicate?

The females seldom say nope

 

TRAGIC CARPET RIDE

 

An entrepreneurial friend

Sells exploding prayer mats

Now when he first told me

I thought he was bats

But he’s really doing well

He showed me the proof

The prophets are clearly

Going through the roof

DATING PREMISE

 

When a man puts on his cologne

And a woman puts on perfume

The intention is not primarily

To smell each other I presume

MARITAL DISCOVERY

 

After twenty years of marriage

To my dear lady wife, Mrs McCall

I have discovered what makes her happy,

Absolutely bugger all