The NHS has plans to save money
Which some seem to
accept, though
Cardiologists for example
Don’t have the heart
to say no
Sunday, 3 April 2022
NHS CUT BACKS # 5
TOMMY AND ERIC
Tommy Cooper
And Eric Morecambe
Were funny men
Not vulgar
Or foul mouthed
Not forced or
contrived
Just naturally funny
men
Who made you laugh
Just by walking on to
the stage
In fact, thinking
about them
Has just made me smile
ELECTORAL LAW
It is an unwritten law
That candidates for
council election
Must be uncircumcised
i.e. Tipped except
during erection
Now don’t get excited
It is in no way anti-Semitic
It just means that to
be a politician
You must be a complete
prick
HOW DO YOU MAKE A FRUIT TRIFLE?
How do you make
A fruit trifle?
Give him a
Tantalising eyeful
And make him shoot
Like a self-loading
rifle
NONSENSICAL EPISODE # 1
Living life in cartoons
A happy life in Looney
tunes
Incomprehensible
croons
Beneath silvery moons
Shooting at pink
balloons
With captain Ahab’s
harpoons
Spending Sunday
afternoons
Chatting with baboons
Playing cricket in the
dunes
With chipmunks and
raccoons
Eating out of date
prunes
With runcible spoons
VIRGIN WHITE
Wedding dresses are white
As a symbol of purity
A statement to the
world
And a promise or
surety
Well, that’s the
tradition
But in truth there is
more
Wedding dresses are
white
To match the kitchen
decor
NOT QUITE A CYCLONE
My sister has a new cleaner, Eastern European
But she’s a bit slack
It takes her
5 hours to Hoover the house
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