When I die
And I ascend
How long, from
My untimely end
How much time
Must I spend?
What part of eternity
Must I extend?
Wearing the outfit
I wore at the end
When I die
And I ascend
How long, from
My untimely end
How much time
Must I spend?
What part of eternity
Must I extend?
Wearing the outfit
I wore at the end
Hark, hark my dogs do bark
All day walking round the town
My plates of meat, my
aching feet
I just want a nice sit
down
I don’t have a favourite,
I love each and every
one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum
I love Neater Rita
And Nosy Rosie
Beggy Peggy
And Dozy Posy
I love Tatty Patty
And Singular Ingela
Tipsy Bitzi
And Glandular Angela
I love Naïve Neve
And Teaser Louisa
Taller Paula
And “Was a Geezer” Lisa
How do you make a fruit punch?
Well, I have a little
hunch
But I am my no means
certain
But just criticize his
curtains
The Lycra fitted her
Like a second skin.
Taut and seamless
Leaving every contour
revealed
Each curve, each mound
Every peak and valley
Every ridge and canyon
Of her voluptuous
landscape
Her immodesty shown
In stark relief
When I was still but a boy
I went to visit a
house of joy
And although I had to
pay
I would honestly have
to say
That for a coming of
age event
It was the best quid I
ever spent
Velveteen isn’t Velvet
And Sateen isn’t silk
A sours ear isn’t a
purse
And UHT isn’t milk