Friday, 11 March 2022

SATURDAY’S GIRL

 

Saturday’s girl

Thinks only of work

No time to live

No appetite to shirk

 

Work is her life

Her own personal heaven

Seven days a week

Twenty-four seven

 

But when she looks back

At the end of her days

Will she regret?

Her workaholic ways

THE HUNTER

 

Pubs and clubs he scours

In the wee small hours

To use his seductive powers

On the maidens he devours

Then in the early hours

The maidens he deflowers 

Are left like wilting flowers

He then returns to gothic towers

Where he then showers

WRINKLE FREE

 

I have discovered a great way

To get wrinkle free skin

I just eat as much as I want

And the fat fills them in

UNTRUE SUE

 

I sit at home alone

Waiting by the telephone

Hoping to hear her tender tone

 

But all the time I knew

It was fruitless to pursue

The fickle heart of Sue

 

I’ll spend no more nights alone

Waiting for Sue to phone

I’m better off on my own

 

So let me warn you about sue

Before she gets her hooks in you

Her love is definitely untrue

 

For as soon as you’re apart

The infidelity will start

For she has a cheating heart

A THOUGHT

 

A thought, incomplete

Almost at its conception

Dies unformed

Another is stillborn

A lost unformed notion

More follow also fruitless

And unfulfilled

Then little more than an inkling

Emerges, grows quickly

Surviving into infancy

Only to be lost to distraction

Many more die unformed

Before a thought is born

Fully formed and grows quickly to maturity

But it was a stupid thought

OPPOSITES ATTRACT # 3

 

What a strange affair

That mismatched pair

A pair of opposites

Caviar and grits

What did they do?

That mismatched two

Who were juxtaposed?

He fucked her, I suppose

SENIOR DIVAN

 

I’m now officially old

And the tell-tale indicator

Is that having sex in a single bed

Isn’t an option any longer