UNCONTROLLABLE

 

It is impossible for a man

To control his wife

It just doesn’t happen

In this modern life

But it is possible for a man

To control a wife

But that man must however

Lead a bachelor life

DRINK DRIVING

His wife is driving him to drink

My best friend told me when we talked

I told him he was very lucky

Because my wife makes me walk 

BIRTHDAY BLUES

 

Is another birthday looming?

Is another milestone coming into view?

Well don’t fret about it

Behind the clouds it’s always blue

Birthdays are a good thing

Even the milestone years too

The more you have, the longer you live
So birthdays are good for you

PERSONABLE

 

Don’t undervalue yourself

As a person

In the world you may be

Only one person

But you may also be the world

To one person

SUN GOD APOLLO

Sun God Apollo

Roman God of light

God of prophesy

Poetry, music and healing

Son of Zeus and Leto

Twin brother of Dianna

CRAYOLA BOX

As I tidy up after the children

Gathering together everything

I look at my child’s crayons

And they set me thinking

Some of them are plain

And some are pretty,

Some of them are fat

And some are skinny

Some of them are dull

And some are bright

Some of them are dark

And some are light

Some of them are big

And some are small

Some of them are sharp

And some not at all

Some have odd names

All are coloured differently

And they all live in the same box

In perfect harmony
We could learn a lot from crayons

I think you will agree

THANKS MUM

 

From a very early age

I was told by my mother

“Your sole purpose in life

Is to serve as a warning to others”