I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 3

 

I love anagrams

Anagrams are great

Some are strange

Some are funny

For example

The eyes = they see

OLD AGE IS A STATE OF MIND

 

Old age is a state of mind

Don’t be miserable about it

You don’t need to get uptight

Or have a hissy fit

 

You can still have fun

Don’t let your heart get cold

You don’t stop laughing

Just because you get old

 

It’s the other way round

You daft old thing

The reason you get old

Is because you stop laughing

BLONDE EMERGENCY

There was an emergency

And poor Bimbette was all-alone

She had to call the operator because

There was no "eleven" on her phone

OLD JOKE

 

The unfortunate truth is sadly

That growing older is mandatory

But what is also true for all

Is that growing up is optional

And the most important tip or trick

Is laughing at yourself is therapeutic

SEX WITHOUT LOVE

 

Sex without love

Is a meaningless experience you know

I think you’ll agree

But as meaningless experiences go

Sex without love

Is pretty bloody marvellous though

SEX IS

Sex is the most natural

Sex is the most wonderful

Sex is the most wholesome

Sex is the most awesome

Sex is the most special

Sex is the most beautiful

That money can buy

For any girl or guy 

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN

What do you call an intelligent?

Good looking and sensitive man?

The most obvious answer would be

Call him whenever you can

But this question is more to do with humour

Because this man is gay or just a rumour