The sailor couldn’t play cards
On the voyage back
And that was because he
Was sitting on the deck
Thursday, 7 October 2021
THE SECURITY SERVICES
The security services
Employ cannibal interrogators
Specifically, so they can
Grill any of the perpetrators
APPARENTLY IN DAYS OF YORE
Apparently in days of yore,
Evidence has come to light,
That dragon’s slept in the day
So they could fight knights
DIFFICULT TO SAY HOW
Difficult to say how
She earns a living, for
She sells sea shells
On the sea shore
THE THEFT OF A WHOLE SHOP
The theft of a whole shop in Regents
Street was caught on CCTV
But police are appealing for anyone
Who saw people taking Liberty's
I HAVE A NUMBER OF CATS
I have a number of cats, but one
Is a mischievous kitten
Who swallowed a ball of wool
As a result, she had Mittens
THE ORANGE STOPPED AT THE TOP OF THE HILL
The Orange stopped at the top of the hill
Along with the Tangerine and a Honeydew
And the reason for that was crystal clear
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