I once knew a girl called Jo
Jo with the, all over tan
Jo Jo the Can Can
The perfect gift for a man
Who had a beautiful
White toothed smile
Sunday, 26 September 2021
AT MY ADVANCED AGE # 4
At my advanced age
I don’t worry too much about
Avoiding temptation
It will avoid me without doubt
ALPHABETICAL FRIENDS
I want to be friends with all
Of the alphabet and
I really try
But I have only
managed
Twenty-five, I
don’t know Y
I GOT A BIRTHDAY CARD TODAY
I got a Birthday card today
And it was full
of rice again
I knew
instantly why, because
It was from my
Uncle Ben
THE MSM GETS ME DOWN
The MSM gets me down
With their depressing lament
So, I am avoiding the news
Like the plague at the moment
IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING TO BUY TOILET ROLL
If you are struggling to buy toilet roll
Find a suitable alternative if you can
And one appropriate solution would be
To wipe your arse with the Guardian
IT WAS PITIFUL TO SEE # 3
It was pitiful to see the calibre
Of the new fast-tracked inspector
I would say he was about as much use
As rubber lips on a woodpecker
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