72 Miles From The Sea

Saturday, 25 September 2021

Breaking news, a Theme Park

For the Teletubbies is planned

But it only features one of them

It’s going to be called Po Land

I have been fired by the bakery

Ten years I worked for them

However, losing my job is now

The yeast of my problems

I love Penguins and always have

But have you ever wondered which side

Of a Penguin has the most feathers?

It’s ok it’s a trick question as its the outside

I plugged my electric blanket into the toaster

Not deliberately, I knew that wouldn’t be right

It really happened by mistake, but it happened

And as a result, I kept popping out of bed all night

I discovered my favourite duck was sick

Unfortunately, his behaviour needs to be adjusted

All though in truth he just doesn't fit in

The medical definition is that he’s Mallardjusted.

Inside every older person

There is a younger person

Wondering and saddened

About what had happened

I can still enjoy sex

At Seventy-four,

I live at seventy-six

So, it’s only next door