You have reached old age
And you sit around and wonder
Why you rang your friend
To ask him for his new number
You have reached old age
And you sit around and wonder
Why you rang your friend
To ask him for his new number
The meat markets are busy
Take a look for the proof
Horse meat prices are down
In fact they’re through the hoof
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
Well if you don’t plant seed
You can’t reap what you sow
My brother is a cyclist and a cheese nut
And he always carries
some in his pannier
But he also has very
particular tastes
So the cheese he
carries with him is Paneer
If you keep randomly shouting out
“Broccoli” or “Cauliflower”
Have no regrets
It’s not something you can’t really help
Because it just means
You suffer from florets
I’ve been signed up for a course
Which I don’t like one bit
As it’s all about escapology
And I'm struggling to get out of it
I’m doing a semaphore course
And the time is really dragging
Its tiring as well, and after six hours
Of training I was really flagging