THE MEAT MARKETS ARE BUSY # 1

 

The meat markets are busy

Take a look for the proof

Horse meat prices are down

In fact they’re through the hoof

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 438

 

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,

How does your garden grow?

Well if you don’t plant seed

You can’t reap what you sow

CHEESE CYCLE

 

My brother is a cyclist and a cheese nut

And he always carries some in his pannier

But he also has very particular tastes

So the cheese he carries with him is Paneer

YOU HAVE A SYNDROME

 

If you keep randomly shouting out

“Broccoli” or “Cauliflower”

Have no regrets

It’s not something you can’t really help

Because it just means

You suffer from florets

I’VE BEEN SIGNED UP FOR A COURSE

 

I’ve been signed up for a course

Which I don’t like one bit

As it’s all about escapology

And I'm struggling to get out of it

I’M DOING A SEMAPHORE COURSE

I’m doing a semaphore course

And the time is really dragging

Its tiring as well, and after six hours

Of training I was really flagging 

MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES HORSES AND

 

My girlfriend loves horses and

All things Shakespearian

And she says “To be or not to be

A horse rider, that is equestrian”