Tuesday, 24 August 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE SHINING (1980)

 

“The Shinning” is a horror classic, screenplay by Stanley Kubrick and Diane Johnson, based on the Novel by Stephen King and Directed by Stanley Kubrick.

 

Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson) is an aspiring author and recovering alcoholic cursed with a persistent writer's block.

His solution is to take a job as an off-season caretaker at the secluded Overlook Hotel in Colorado's snow-capped mountains, and drags his wife, Wendy (Shelley Duvall), and his gifted son, Danny (Danny Lloyd) with him.

The Torrance’s arrive as the Hotel begins to shut down for the season, and they are given the grand tour, during which they meet the Hotel's chef, Hallorann (Scatman Crothers).

Halloran chats with Danny about the rare psychic gift they share called “The Shining”, and warns him about certain rooms he should avoid, as the Hotel has a grizzly past.

In the weeks that follow the closure of the Hotel Jack fails to overcome his writers block and little by little, Jack starts losing his mind.

He feels trapped in a gargantuan silent prison set in an unforgiving environment of seemingly endless snowstorms, his days are filled with strange occurrences and eerie visions and incessant voices in his head demand a sacrifice, leading to a thrilling and dramatic finale in true Kubrick style.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 424

Oranges and Lemons

Say the bells of St. Clement's?

No they really don’t

You are delusional 

DINNER MENU

 

"Do you want dinner?”

Mavis asked her husband Joe

“Lovely! What are my choices?”

She replied “Yes or no”      

ANAKIN SKYWALKER

 

Anakin Skywalker

Uses electronic cigarettes

So the Jedi earned the

Darth Vaper epithet

WHEN OLDER PERFORMERS DON’T START THEIR ACT

 

When older performers don’t start their act

But begin by telling you their age instead

The crowd goes wild, but what the audience

Is applauding them for, is not being dead

EVERY MORNING LIKE CLOCKWORK

 

Every morning like clockwork

I have a healthy bowel movement

At 6 o’clock without exception, but

I don’t wake until well after the event

GETTING ON # 1

 

You know you are getting old

When you can’t work out how

 The cereal got into the fridge

 And you can’t find the milk now