I WAS WATCHING PORN

 

I was watching porn

On my Laptop privately

After a while, my computer

Went down on me

AFTER SUNSET AS THE LIGHT DIED

 

After sunset as the light died

I stayed up all night and tried

To figure out where the sun could be

Then it dawned on me

BOB HOPE ONCE SAID

 

Middle age is when

Your age will start to show up

Around your middle

I HAVE STARTED TO DO EXERCISE

 

I have started to do exercise,

But I am taking it slower

By only doing a gentle jog

Between the fridge and the sofa

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – WESTWORLD (1973)

 “Westworld” is a Sci-Fi Thriller, written and Directed by Michael Crichton.

The story takes place at Delos, an exclusive vacation resort, an amusement park for rich, where guests get the choice of Medieval World, Roman World or Westworld, to live out their fantasies through the use of robots that provide anything they want.

Two of the vacationers Peter Martin (Richard Benjamin) and John Blane (James Brolin) choose a wild west adventure, however, after a couple of days, a computer breakdown leads to a system wide malfunction, and they find that they are now being stalked by a rogue robot gunslinger (Yul Brynner).

A great movie of its time, although the technology dates it, but it is still very watchable and Brynner as the gunfighter is truly excellent.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 417

 

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

As he was horny

And she took the pill

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 5

 

I tuck my knees in

To my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll