I was happily sat contemplating,
When
a crab scuttled into view
So,
I determined the time had come
To
buy some more special shampoo
Monday, 16 August 2021
I WAS HAPPILY SAT CONTEMPLATING
GOD CREATED THE PILOT WHALE
God created the Pilot Whale,
Contrary
to heretical theories,
And
it was so well received
God
went on to make a series
I HAD TO KNOW WHAT SHE THOUGHT
I had to know what she thought
So,
I texted her to check
“How
was the sex” I asked
Hoping
it wasn’t egotistic
And
she would reply soon
And
she texted “quite quick”
CHEWBACCA THE WOOKIEE
Chewbacca the Wookiee
Was
the victim of an attack
Someone
has given him
An
all over body wax
Sunday, 15 August 2021
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – AIRPORT (1970)
“Airport” is an action thriller
disaster movie, the first of a series, screenplay by George Seaton from the
Novel by Arthur Hailey and Directed by George Seaton and Henry Hathaway.
The
movie revolves around the airport manager of Lincoln International Airport,
near Chicago, Mel Bakersfeld (Burt Lancaster), who has to contend with a
paralyzing snowstorm, environmental concerns over noise pollution, a blocked
runway, schedule issues, an habitual elderly Trans Global Airlines stowaway,
Ada Quonsett (Helen Hayes), manpower problems, frozen runways, equipment
malfunctions and a suicide bomber, D.O. Guerrero (Van Heflin) plans to blow up
a Boeing 707 airliner in flight.
A
first class movie which was the for runner of the disaster movie genre, helped
in no small measure by a great cast including: Dean Martin, Jean Seberg,
Jacqueline Bisset, George Kennedy, Maureen Stapleton, Barry Nelson, Dana Wynter
and Lloyd Nolan.
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 416
Jack and Jill
Went
up the hillock
He
proposed then she
Called
him a pillock
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