72 Miles From The Sea

Saturday, 24 July 2021

I'm looking for the girl next door type

In my hunt for the perfect partner

So, I'm just going to keep moving house

Until the day I eventually find her

My brother is so pessimistic,

No matter what his circumstances

If there was a pessimism Olympics

He wouldn't fancy his chances

When the umbrella

Was first invented

It was to be called a Brella

But the man hesitated

Great Britain were invited

To the Belgium town of Mons

For the sun tanning Olympics

And the whole team got Bronze

Pornography is often frowned upon,

And viewed as degenerating

I frown when I’m watching it

But that's because I'm concentrating

I've been married for 10 years,

And mostly it’s been heaven

It’s not all plain sailing as I

Haven’t made a decision for seven

My friend told me he was going

To a fancy dress party

Dressed as an Italian island

I told him not to be Sicily