72 Miles From The Sea

Monday, 5 July 2021

You can tell a lot about a man

By the way he handles certain plights

A rainy day, lost luggage,

And tangled Christmas tree lights

Something has happened

That I don’t think is nice

Because my poetic license

Has been revoked, Twice

The Giants grandly feast

In their great dominion

And the favourite delicacy

Among them is pickled minions

We don’t have all the time in the world

Make each day count, is my view

So, focus all of your efforts on today

And do the things you really want to do

Dr Who is renowned

For being totally awesome

But she had to call a Dalek

About a termite problem

Float like a Butterfly

Sting like a Bee

Float like Buffalo,

Get punched in the face

I made an error, for which

There was a deal of stricture

On reflection I should not

Have asked Thor to hang a picture