The greater a person's sense of guilt,
It
seems to me
The
greater their need to cast blame on others
Indiscriminately
Thursday, 1 July 2021
THE WISDOM OF MY MIDDLE YEARS # 3
I DON’T LIKE TO SPEAK ILL
I don’t like to speak ill
However,
without being rude
I
have to say you can't trust
A
dog to watch your food
YOU MUST LEAVE LIGHTS ON
You must leave lights on in the buildings
When you lock up and go home at night
For if burglars hurt themselves in the dark
Its certain you’ll be the one in the shite
IF THE TELEPHONE RINGS AT 4AM
Thereby
disturbing your slumber
Don’t
be angry if it’s not for you
It
could have been the right number
MY BROTHER DOES NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH
My older brother does neighbourhood watch
In his street and adjoining roads around there
But he’s not keeping the neighbourhood safe
He’s just by nature something of a voyeur
I WENT TO THE LOCAL APIARY
I went to the local apiary
To
buy a dozen bees
But
they gave me thirteen
The
extra one was a freebee
THERE’S A NEW MOVIE IN PRODUCTION
There’s a new movie in production
About
a bunch of Comic Art Heisters
Specifically,
the work of Mike Mignola
The
film is called Steal Mignolas
Credit
to Selina J @OfSelina
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