An important lesson in life
When
dealing with a girlfriend
Is
to learn to be sincere
Wednesday, 9 June 2021
YOURS SINCERELY
WHEN THE EXCREMENT HITS THE AIR CONDITIONING
When the shit hits the fan
You
will discover finally
Your
worst fears are realized
THE LIFE STORY OF A DRESS
10 years before its time a dress will be considered indecent
1
year before its time it will be considered daring
Precisely
in its time it will be considered chic
3
years after its time it will be considered dowdy
20
years after its time it will be considered hideous
30
years after its time it will be considered amusing
100
years after its time it will be considered romantic
150
years after its time it will be considered beautiful.
SMOKERS RULES
A smoker is always attracted to the non-smoking section
Due
largely to any one of the following eventualities
The
cigarette smoke always drifts toward a non-smoker
Regardless
of the strength of breeze or its directionality
The
amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette
Depends
on the number of non-smokers in the vicinity
The
time it takes to smoke a cigarette depends on a great deal
On
the level of protest from non-smokers in your proximity
WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (10)
Who done it
What
the butler saw
When
in Rome
Where
the spies are
Why
ask me
Tuesday, 8 June 2021
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – MAGIC (1978)
“Magic” is a Horror Drama, screenplay written by William Goldman from his own Novel and Directed by Richard Attenborough.
Magician's assistant Corky (Sir Anthony
Hopkins) performs disastrously at his first solo appearance, but his mentor,
Merlin (E.J. André), tells him he needs to find some charm, and he chooses to
do that by getting a ventriloquist dummy called “Fats” to improve his act, and
within a few years, Corky is at the height of fame, thanks to his foul-mouthed
dummy, however along the way Fats develops a mind of his own, so much so that
Corky’s agent Ben Greene (Burgess Meredith) wonders who is actually in control
of who.
After refusing the to have a medical exam for
a big Network gig he escapes to his old hometown to get his head straight, and
finds the town very changed apart from his old crush Peggy Ann Snow
(Ann-Margret) who he falls in love with anew, much to the displeasure of Fats
and her husband Duke (Ed Lauter).
Goldman's intensely suspenseful, spooky novel
shows up on the big screen unabridged and complete in all its terrifying
splendour.
NAUGHTY BUT NICE
In life you will find anything
Even
remotely good at all
Is
always going to be either
Fattening
illegal or immoral
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