GO FISH

My wife told me if I go fishing

Just one more time, today

Then she's going to leave me

I'm going to miss her in a way

INDEED

 

When you do a good deed

Get a receipt in my view

In the event that Heaven

Is like the Inland Revenue

DON’T JUST SMILE

 

To smile is very good

But if you follow my tips

It's the second-best thing

You can do with your lips

SEX GAMES

Autoerotic asphyxiation

Is listed under sexual games

And are a deadly association

And not trendy children’s names

RIOTOUS ASSEMBLY

You should never

Underestimate the powers

Of stupid people

In large numbers

OLD AND WISE

The older you get

If you ever get there

The better you realize

What you were

 

FINER ARTS

Procrastination is

I should like to say

The art of keeping up

With yesterday