Anagrams can amuse
Boggle or confuse
Here are some selections
Discounted Deductions
A Dormitory A Dirty Room
School master The classroom
Desperation A Rope Ends It
Contradiction Accord not in it
Animosity Is No Amity
The eyes They see
Snooze Alarms Alas! No More Z's
Sadder Dreads
Alec Guinness Genuine Class
The qualities a woman sees in a man
That
most attracts her
Are
usually the same ones she can't stand
Sex is a three-letter word which
Needs
for the purpose of describing
Some
old-fashioned four-letter words
To
convey it’s full meaning
There is only one thing worse than dreaming
You’re
at a conference and waking from a deep sleep
To
find that you are actually at a conference
And
that is being at a conference where you can't fall asleep
When I was a young man and I was facing my first general election I was in a quandary as to where I should put my cross.
My
parents were both labour voters which was understandable as they both came from
working class families and were born into a time when Labour was the only party
that gave a damn what became of them.
I
am of course referring to the socialist party which went under the name of
Labour and not to be confused with “new Labour” which we have today who are of
course the champagne socialists who don’t give a second thought to the working
class as their power base is now firmly rooted with the middle class.
My
parents would have rather stuck pins in their eyes than vote Tory.
The
conservative party was the backbone of the establishment and the cement that
held together what was then a class structured society.
Today
they are trying to maintain a stance in the middle ground but are neither one
thing nor the other.
The
third party back in the early seventies were as now the wishy washy Liberals
trying to be all things to all men and failing miserably by embracing both ends
of any given argument before disappearing up their own orifices.
Their
cure-all today is as it always has been higher taxes and their policy for
reducing drug related crime appears to be by decriminalizing drugs.
So,
my quandary was should I follow my parents lead and vote Labour, support the
establishment by voting Tory or waste my vote and plump for the Liberals.
None
of the parties really ticked enough boxes for me so in the end I decided to
waste my vote by going for the Liberals; well I was young and foolish back
then.
Today
I’m still in a quandary because the big three still don’t tick enough boxes and
all of them seem to spend more time shooting themselves in the foot than
actually getting anything done.
They
all claim health, education and crime are their top priorities, yet they never
get sorted.
The
greatest crime of all is that we are all paying our parliamentarians to further
their own ambitions while cocking the country up on our behalf.
