BEFORE

 

Before I met my husband

I’d never been in love

Although on reflection

I'd stepped in it on occasion

WISE TOM

Knowledge is to know

That the common tomato

Is actually a fruit

And that’s quite astute

While wisdom is however

Using knowledge to be clever

And not you will be glad

Putting Tom’s in a fruit salad

FAKING IT

My husband gave me a necklace today

It's fake but I requested fake so that’s ok

Maybe I'm paranoid, but what the heck 

I don't want something around my neck

In this day and age when all done and said

That’s actually worth more than my head

UPPING

 

Despite almost constant warning

I bet from times early dawning

That no man has ever met anyone

Who’s had an arm broken by a swan

DON’T PANIC

 

There's no panic quite so real

Like panic you momentarily feel

Scaring yourself by getting

A body part stuck in something

A TESTING QUIZ

 

If quizzes are

Quizzical

Why aren’t tests?

Testicle

WHATS UP DOC?

 

Tell me why

Does your gynecologist

Leave the room

When you get undressed?