HE DEPENDABLE FIG ROLL

The dependable Fig Roll

Or Fig Newton if you must

As one of your five a day

It’s an absolute must

I NEED GLASSES

 

I need glasses

So, it would appear

But the glasses I need

Let me be clear

Are glasses of wine

And glasses of beer

ALCOHOL IS NOT THE ANSWER

 

Alcohol is not the answer

That’s my suggestion

It does help however

To make you forget the question

PONDERING STUFF

 

I wonder things sometimes

Pondering to help me cope

Like all things being equal

Fat people use more soap

LOVE IS BLIND

 

It is true that

Love is blind-er

And marriage is

The eye-open-er

THE WAY TO A MANS HEART

 

The quickest way to a man's heart

Isn’t through his stomach for a start

Those old wive’s tales are not facts

Go through his chest, with a big axe.

JOKE TILL YOU CROAK

 

Some people think that life’s a joke

It’s an opinion shared by many folk

And that’s their choice, which is fine

But just think about the punch line