21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 287

 

There was a crow sat on a stone

And there he sat and ate his scone

When it was gone, when there was none

He sat and ate his Chelsea bun

SEEMS THAT PORNOGRAPHY

 

It seems that pornography

Is frowned upon

But I think that’s just all

The concentration

MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE’S MIDDLE CLASS

 

My girlfriend says she’s middle class

And I laugh in her face

She’s clearly working class

Because at her dad’s place

They have a television

That’s bigger than their bookcase 

I WATCHED A RIVETING DOCUMENTARY

 

I watched a riveting documentary

On television last night

It was all about how ships were

Put together by shipwrights

PHIL LYNOTT WAS ROBBED BY A GYPSY

Phil Lynott was robbed by a Gypsy

And searched for him wide and far oh

He caught him and took him home

Now he keeps his Gypsy in a-jar-o

PYTHAGORAS WOULD HAVE BELEIVED

 

Pythagoras would have beleived

Every triangle was a love triangle

Not simply because of the mathematics

But because he loved triangles

WRITERS ANGST # 2

 

The thing that gives me anxiety

Are people reading my stories

But even worse than that are

People not reading my stories