I have started to think that dads to old
For
clubbing but he just will not be told
He
refuses even to listen to my chatter
And
doesn’t see why age should matter
He
says that he’s not as fit as in the past
But
the baby seals don’t move that fast
Sunday, 14 February 2021
CLUBBING IT
LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE, #4
The Axiom of Cahn
States
without questions
When
all else fails
Read
the bloody instructions
INN TROUBLE
A mate of mine and his new wife
Stayed
in a hotel in the town of Fife
Just
for one night with time to kill
And
he got a two-hundred-pound Bill
“Two
hundred pounds? for what?”
My
mate said, “That seems to be a lot”
“That’s
for your room and board sir”
Answered
the odious hotel manager
My
friend said, “Room and board?
We
didn't even eat here.” He roared
The
manager said, “Well it was here
If
you missed it, that’s bad luck I fear”
I’m
not paying the Bill” My friend said
“You
can take a hundred quid instead”
“I'm
deducting a hundred as a fine
For
sleeping with this wife of mine”
“I
never touched a hair on her head”
A QUESTION BEFORE I GO
A husband and wife were lucky to have four sons
The
youngest boy was different to the older ones
The
older three were tall had light skin, and red hair
While
the youngest was short blue eyes and was fair
When
the father took ill and was lying on his deathbed
With
all his strength he turned to his wife and said
“Darling,
before I die, please be totally honest with me
Is
our youngest son mine as he’s not like the other three?”
“I
swear on everything that's holy that he is your son.”
The
wife replied, and then with a smile he was gone
The
wife then muttered to herself almost silently
“Thank
God he didn't ask me about the other three.”
NOBODY LIKES A SMART ARSE
Death is I would say
Just
simply God's way
Of
telling you or I
FRIEND OR FOE
Your friends may come
And
your friends may go
But
your enemies just
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