A MILLION TO ONE

 

Why does it take one million sperm

For only one egg’s fertilisation?

The answers simple it’s because

They won't stop and ask directions

SMART MODE AGAIN

 

UFO’s are very like smart Models

And the thing they have in common

Is your always hearing about them

But no one has actually ever seen one

SHE BLUSHED TO HER ROOTS

 

She blushed to her roots

When he gave his diagnosis

Which caused him to delay

In delivering the prognosis

Then it dawned on him as he

Looked at the blushing Dinah

So he said to her much louder

“I said you have acute angina”

I GOT A TABLET FOR MY BIRTHDAY

 

I got a Tablet for my Birthday

My wife said “Hip hip hooray”

And I lost all interest in the plasma

When I saw it was Viagra

KARL MARX LIKED HERBAL TEA

 

Karl Marx liked herbal tea

In his place on the left

And he preferred it because

All proper tea was theft

OPTIMISTS SEE THE WORLD

 

Optimists see the world,

Each and every day anew

Through Rose tinted lenses

The tint of mine is blue

Which colour my world

With everything I view

AN OPTIMISTIC OPTICIAN

 

I go to an optimistic optician

When I need my biannual checks

The only downside is that he

Always sells me rose tinted specs