She blushed to her roots
When
he gave his diagnosis
Which
caused him to delay
In
delivering the prognosis
Then
it dawned on him as he
Looked
at the blushing Dinah
So
he said to her much louder
“I
said you have acute angina”
Friday, 5 February 2021
SHE BLUSHED TO HER ROOTS
I GOT A TABLET FOR MY BIRTHDAY
I
got a Tablet for my Birthday
My
wife said “Hip hip hooray”
And
I lost all interest in the plasma
When
I saw it was Viagra
KARL MARX LIKED HERBAL TEA
Karl
Marx liked herbal tea
In
his place on the left
And
he preferred it because
All
proper tea was theft
OPTIMISTS SEE THE WORLD
Optimists
see the world,
Each
and every day anew
Through
Rose tinted lenses
The
tint of mine is blue
Which
colour my world
With
everything I view
AN OPTIMISTIC OPTICIAN
I
go to an optimistic optician
When
I need my biannual checks
The
only downside is that he
Always
sells me rose tinted specs
DEATH IN THE SHADOWS
Death
in the shadows
Grim
reaper take flight
Don’t
let me be the one
You’re
coming for tonight
ARE YOU WEARING NYLON PANTS?
Are
you wearing nylon pants?
There
can be no other explanation
Because
every time you get aroused
It
affects the TV reception
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