NEVER TOO SMALL

 

If they tell you you're too small

To have an impact, let’s assume

They’ve never tried going to bed

With a mosquito in the room

TO THE WOODS

 

Peach and Bimbette one day were walking in the woods

And found something on the ground where they stood

Peach bends down and says, “Look these are Bear marks”

Bimbette looked and disagreed with her friends remarks

“What are you on? They aren't bear marks you dummy”

'They're obviously deer prints” she says “Cant you see?”

It’s not clear how long they argued to be perfectly honest

Next day’s paper read: Two models hit by train in forest

A QUESTION OF MARRIAGE

 

Dad, I heard at school today,

That in the east, like in Bombay

A man doesn't know his wife

Until he marries her for life

That happens everywhere,

Son, absolutely everywhere

LOST IN A SPACE

 

I just got lost in thought

               I’m sorry but that’s my story

Now you might well scoff

               As it was unfamiliar territory

SEXYGEN

 

Sex is very like oxygen I would say

For you take it for granted in a way

Unless you’re not getting it anyway

HE WHO LAUGHS

 

He who laughs last, laughs the longest

Is how the saying is supposed to go-est

I think who laughs last, thinks slowest