So, if it is correct that
The plural of box is
boxes
Then why is the plural
of ox
Oxen and not Oxes
So, if it is correct that
The plural of box is
boxes
Then why is the plural
of ox
Oxen and not Oxes
If the masculine pronouns
Are he, his and him
Why then is it the
feminine
Are not she, shis and
shim
If clergymen can be defrocked
And lawyers be disbarred
Then that must mean that
I have always believed
That it’s quite absurd
That “abbreviation”
Is such a long word
I hate people who use big words
I think it’s pretentious
And they only do it to
make
Themselves look
perspicacious
My young son Justin was knocked out
Of the latest school’s
spelling bee bout
Armageddon was the word
that did it
But hey it’s not the end
of the world is it
SWALK is an acronym for
“Sealed with a loving
kiss”
Used when writing
letters
To loved ones, we miss
WINKS is an acronym for
"Women with
Incomes and
No Kids" plenty
of money
But no ring on their
hand
DINKY is an acronym for
“Double income no kits
yet”
And Dinky’s are really
as
Smug as it’s possible
to get
NIMBY is an acronym for
“Not In My Back Yard”
If you want to find a
Nimby
It really isn’t very
hard
BANANA is an acronym for
"Build Absolutely
Nothing
Anywhere Near
Anybody"
That’s real forward
thinking
ADIDAS is an acronym for
"All day I dream
about sex"
And by the time I get
to bed
I’m suffering from the
effects
WASP is an acronym for
"White
Anglo-Saxon Protestant"
The target demographic
for UKIP
And Nigel Farage has
their scent
BOOF is an acronym
For "burned out
old fart"
I hope that doesn’t
refer to me
I’ll tell you that for
a start
CRAFT is an acronym for
“Can’t remember a
fucking thing”
And it’s an Acronym
for
The definition of oxymoron
Well, that should be a breeze
I’ll give you a clue, it’s not
A person too stupid to breathe
DILF is an acronym for
“Dad I’d like to fuck”
I got one that says
“Who’s the daddy”, just my luck
MILF is an acronym for
“Mum I’d like to fuck”
But I’d end up with a
Mother
Superior knowing my
luck
YOLO is an acronym for
“You only live once” which is nice
Unless of course you’re James Bond
Then “you only live twice”
Is there anything more annoying? As when
You want to use a word
but can’t spell it
And fail to look it up
in the dictionary
Because you don't know
how to spell it