I was surprised to find
My wife was interested
In the Amazon Basin
But it turned out to be a fad
As she became disinterested
When it arrived broken
I was surprised to find
My wife was interested
In the Amazon Basin
But it turned out to be a fad
As she became disinterested
When it arrived broken
My sister and I were at the mall
not really doing much at all
Window shopping round about
Nothing really just hanging out
We were looking at young men’s butts
By a stand selling sweets and nuts
When the selection caught my eye
The young man offered help and I reply
"No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister laughs and I felt a putz
“Could I try on that pretty dress
In
the window?” she asked him
He
replied “well I would prefer
I was shopping
With my wife
And we found ourselves
In the alcohol isle
But couldn’t decide
What we should get
So we asked the man
Filling the shelf
What he would recommend
He gave us both
A cursory glance
Before he responded
“I think Crabbies for Madam
And for sir,
The Old Peculiar”
Cheeky git
We bought a case
Of Wine as well
Shopping on the Internet
Is very good indeed
Delivered to your home
If that is what you need
Plain paper packages
Arriving at your door
Discretion always guaranteed
Of that you can be sure
Devices and appliances
And leather goods as well
Hoods and whips and manacles
Whatever rings your bell
Theres a degree of anonymity
With this way to shop
Which is all-important
When you’re an Archbishop