THREE CHILDREN SLIDING ON THE ICE

Three children sliding on the ice

Fell on their bottoms once or twice

Three children sliding on the ice

How they enjoyed the slippery device

Until based on health and safety advice

The caretaker ruined it in a trice

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

 

Whenever my wife fills in a form for me

And it asks who to notify in an emergency

She always writes down her name, what for?

I don’t want her called, she’s not a doctor