72 Miles From The Sea: Comedians

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Friday 6 August 2021

Tim Vine starts by shouting

The chimney puns out

He’s got a stack of them

The first one is on the house

“I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day”

George Burns said when he was still a thing

Approaching his hundredth birthday

“At my age I have to hold on to something”

January 20^th,1896 - March 9^th, 1996

I’m something of a joker

But being a comic is tough

I have a microbiology joke,

But it’s not cultured enough

Tommy Cooper

And Eric Morecambe

Were funny men

Not vulgar

Or foul mouthed

Not forced or contrived

Just naturally funny men

Who made you laugh

Just by walking on to the stage

In fact, thinking about them

Has just made me smile