WAS ANDREW MITCHELL RIGHT?

 

Was Andrew Mitchell right?

Are policemen a bit plebby,

According to a survey

It would appear they enjoy Typhoo tea,

Because of the adverts

Most of them live in new-build semis

Furnished by DFS or IKEA

They watch The One Show

And think it’s the news

Their diet consists of Pot Noodles

Cook in sauces or instant mash

They shop from the catalogues

Their favourite comedian is Jim Davidson

Entertainment is a 60-inch telly

Mr Policeman drinks Heineken

While his partner favours Lambrini

And despite the Andrew Mitchell libel case

They will still vote Conservative

Because they think Mitchel’s a Tory

And they don’t realise it’s the same thing