Saturday, 22 October 2022

IT HAPPENED LAST HALLOWEEN

I stepped out of the car

And was verbally assailed

As I stood upon my drive

 

“Trick or treat”

Came the banshee chorus

From creatures barely alive

 

I was taken aback

By this unprecedented event

This new tactic they’d contrived

 

In the past I had been safe

Behind locked doors

When the leaches arrive

 

But pretending not to be in

Would not cut it any more

If I was to survive

 

I must be as clever

As the candy seeking predators

And learn to duck and dive

 

So, when a firework went off

And their attention was distracted

I ran away to hide 

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