It was Halloween and
We were on our way to
a party
They were both dressed
as vampires
And I was Professor Moriarty
We stopped at the
supermarket
But didn’t have any
cash
So, we thought we’d
steal some booze
Then make a dash
The bottles we wanted
Were on the very top
of the racks
Which we couldn’t
reach
So, I had to stand on
their backs
Once I had the bottles
Dracula hid them under
his cape
And without drawing
attention
We casually made our
escape
But we were caught on
CCTV
A very clear image by
all accounts
I was charged with
shoplifting
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