He was driving home,
Shit faced drunk
Pissed as a cricket
Drunk as a skunk
Suddenly he swerved
To avoid a tree,
Then another, then another.
Then another tree
The police stopped him
For driving
erratically
“Having a little
trouble”?
The cop asked
sarcastically
The drunk told the cop
About the trees
everywhere
The cop just pointed
To the air freshener hanging
there
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