PEARL’S A SINGER

 

Pearl's a singer,

She stands up,

When she plays the piano

In a night club

 

Pearl has a sister,

She really pongs

And that’s why she’s lonely

Her job was entertaining folks,

Singing songs and telling jokes

In a nightclub

 

Shirl’s her sister, and they say,

That she once was a winner, now she’s hopeless

Shirl's a minger, and they say,

That she once had a shower

They said it was about a year a go

When she succumbed to the B.O.

It was rancid

 

Shirl’s a minger

She stands out

Coz she won’t lose the BO

In a bathtub