Wednesday 27 April 2022

BEFORE AND AFTER AT THE SALON

 

Before

 

Well, you look a little sallow

Right down to the marrow

What you need is a drop of sun

In a bottle I have the very one

Just go into the salon

And you can put some colour on

 

After

 

Well, my dear fellow

You’ve gone a little yellow

I think a touch too much

In fact, much too much

Of the prescribed fake tan

How will you pay Mr Marzipan?

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