Pearl's a singer,
She stands up,
When she plays the
piano
In a night club
Pearl has a sister,
She really pongs
And that’s why she’s
lonely
Her job was
entertaining folks,
Singing songs and
telling jokes
In a nightclub
Shirl’s her sister,
and they say,
That she once was a
winner, now she’s hopeless
Shirl's a minger, and
they say,
That she once had a
shower
They said it was about
a year a go
When she succumbed to
the B.O.
It was rancid
Shirl’s a minger
She stands out
Coz she won’t lose the
BO
In a bathtub
