I’D WAITED AN HOUR UP THAT TREE

 

I’d waited an hour up that tree

In a position that I could see

And my patience rewarded me

As she appeared in the bedroom nakedly

 

The beautiful little piece of fluff

I could see standing there in the buff

And I copped an eyeful of her chuff

And the most delightful little muff

 

But then quite embarrassingly

A man mounted her quite rampantly

I realised it was my young brother Lee

And that was when I fell out of the tree