Saturday, 8 May 2021

MINISTERIAL BUFFET

 

The Deputy PM, Two jags Prezza

Is an exceedingly portly geezer

Yet all the buzz of Westminster talk

Is not his fondness for pies of pork

It seems he no longer favour’s pies

But much prefers breasts and thighs

Though not the ones from KFC

But the ones he finds on his secretary

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