My uncle had a parrot when I was young
It
was a blue and yellow colored bird
He
got it first when he was a naval man
And
it had the foulest mouth you ever heard
It
would swear in front of my old aunts
All
the neighbors and even the reverend
Next
time the punishment would be severe
After
every outburst the parrot was warned
The
bird thought they were empty threats
So,
the parrot did swear a further time
And
the punishment was extremely severe
He
was thrown into the freezer for his crime
He
was shivering and cold and very sorry
When
he was let out after an hour or two
He
apologized unreservedly but asked
Tell
me what on earth did that chicken do?
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