OH GOD

 

Why oh why I just can’t see

Why God created the bee

The only reason I can see

Is because he liked the honey

 

Why, is my interlocutor?

Did God create the alligator?

My conclusion at this stage

They make very good luggage

 

Why oh why I must remark

Why did God create the shark?

After eons here’s the scoop

All I can say is shark fin soup

 

Why oh why I cannot grasp

Did God create the wasp?

I cannot think of anything

Wasps are simply irritating

 

Why oh why I do not know

Did God create the mosquito?

There is no reason as I say

He must have had a bad day

 

Why oh why for heaven’s sake

Did God ever create the snake?

A bad idea I’ve always felt

But they do make a good belt

 

Why oh why I ask with no rider

Why did God create the spider?

Common sense it just defies

Though they do eat the flies

 

Why oh why to heaven I cry

Why did God create the fly?

They don’t have a nice song

I think god just got it wrong

 

Why I’ve been asking for a while

Did God create the crocodile?

Not a creature that I would choose

But they make very good shoes