MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 6
My son jokes about my age
His humour is very severe
He says that when I was at school
I sat next to Shakespeare
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 379
Little Bo Peep
Has lost her sheep
But in truth
She does care a peep
She prefers ram’s
Does Little Hoe Peep
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 4
He bragged about a conquest
Of a slender, older sylph
But of course no one believed
The boy who Cried MILF!
DISNEY HAVE GOT INTO PORN # 4
Disney have got into porn
It had to happen of course
Beauty and the Beast is the movie
And the beast is hung like a horse
THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF
The boy who cried Wolf
Continued to get beaten on
And that’s because it wasn’t
The safe word they agreed on
WHY IS THE EMPEROR NAKED?
Why is the Emperor Naked?
Well I heard from one who knows
It’s to do with the company he keeps
Namely “The Emperor's New Ho’s”
THE LITTLE ENGINE
The Little Engine that could
Lost his cherry in a shed
So now they call him
The Little Engine that did.
TWO FONTS WALKED INTO A BAR
Two fonts walked into a bar and were told,
“Sorry, you will have to leave I fear
But please don’t take it personally
We just don't serve your type in here”
AT A FANCY DRESS PARTY
At a fancy dress party, my mate
Went dressed as a car number plate
What a guy he’s an absolute “Ledge”
And to top it all his name is Reg
I UPSET MY GRANDDAUGHTER
I upset my granddaughter
When she stayed recently
I made a faux pas, as I thought
That Pepper Pig was a recipe
WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME
When my girlfriend dumped me
I engaged in the revenge porn fad
I posted naked pictures of myself
To show what low standards she had
G-SPOT
There was supposed to be
A documentary last night on Cable
It was all about the g-spot
I did try to find it, but I wasn’t able
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