IT HAPPENS EVERY HALLOWEEN

 

It happens every Halloween when

Enthusiastic revellers frequent

Accident and Emergency, where

Clinicians call it trick or treatment

I DON’T BELIEVE IN SPOOKS AND DEMONS

 

I don’t believe in spooks and demons

I think that should be understood

But there are always more trick-or-treaters

Than there are kids in the neighborhood

HALLOWEEN IS ONE OF THE FEW

 

Halloween is one of the very few

Acceptable times to wear body glitter

When you have a reasonable expectation

Of not being mistaken for a stripper

HALLOWEEN PROPOSITION

 

My future wife was dressed like a tart

When we first met on Elm Street

And she said very provocatively

“I'll be your trick if you'll be my treat”

THANK GOODNESS FOR HALLOWEEN

 

Thank goodness for Halloween,

I can say that without hesitation

Because the cobwebs have suddenly

Become Halloween decorations

I MET A GIRL ON HALLOWEEN

I met a girl on Halloween,

Wearing blood suckers attire

But alas she wasn’t costumed

She was actually a vampire

IF VAMPIRES CAN’T SEE

 

If vampires can’t see

Their own reflection

In a mirror, either flat

Convex or concave

Then the thing that I

Have always wondered is

How do they manage?

When they have to shave?