Christmas is coming, the Geese are getting fat
The bird is a little fatty but I don’t mind that
If you haven’t got a Goose then a Turkey
will do
If you haven’t got a Turkey, I’m not dining
with you
Wednesday 30 November 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 13
ARE YOU WEARING RED VELVET?
Are you wearing red velvet?
That’s
really nice to see
And so,
fitting for the season
It makes me
feel so Christmassy
CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE WORKHOUSE # 1
It’s Christmas Eve in the workhouse,
And not a
hint of the seasons in sight
No
stockings hang by the fire side
WHILE BROKERS WATCHED THEIR STOCK BY NIGHT
While brokers watched
Their stock
by night
In the
heart of London town
The angel of
the Lord came down
And turned
off the power
And turned
off the power
While
brokers looked
Into their
blank monitors
Stop
messing she was bade
There’s
lots of money to be made
Turn on the
bloody power
Turn on the
bloody power
You seem to
be missing
The true
meaning of Christmas
The angel
calmly explained
In the
darkness of the exchange
They did
not listen to her
They wanted
only power
I am not
hear for God
I am here
at my own bidding
The angel
was ranting and raving
You lost my
bloody savings
When they
told to her the risks
She fried
them to a crisp
CHRISTMAS HERALD
The Christmas lights are up
The shops
play Christmas tunes
The Santa’s
are out in force
In their
red and white platoons
Christmas
goodies are on display
The best
selections ever seen
Which sends
the message out
That it’s
nearly Halloween
THE GIFT GIVER
The Christmas trees are trimmed
And all the
halls are decked
Santa has
made his list
And all the
names are checked
The
reindeer have been harnessed
The sleigh
is loaded high
Santa
climbs into his seat
And they’re
off into the sky
Santa goes
from roof to roof
From city
to city and town to town
He finds
the chimney pot
Then takes
the presents down
And the
gift giver goes about his work
So that
every girl and boy
Can awake
on Christmas morning
And unwrap
that wanted toy
MY EVERGREENS
Oh, Holly and my Ivy
Of all the
girls I’ve known
When they
dress in the Santa gear
They really
ring my bell
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