Santa Claus loves Christmas
It’s his favourite
time by far
And that’s because he
knows
Where all the naughty
girls are
Santa Claus loves Christmas
It’s his favourite
time by far
And that’s because he
knows
Where all the naughty
girls are
Santa asked as a little girl climbed onto his lap,
"And what would
you like for Christmas Abigail?"
The child stared at
him open mouthed with horror
And then she snapped
"Didn't you get my E-mail?"
It’s one of life’s inevitabilities that there will
Definitely come a time
in every family residence
A moment when the
children notice that Santa
Uses the same wrapping
paper as their parents
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house,
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
As earlier that night with the aid of cheese and a trap
I bad Mr. Mouse Merry
Christmas as the spring went snap
You can keep the sleigh
And Rudolph and
Prancer
There’s nothing Santa
likes
More than a Lap Dancer
Solomon Grundie,
Born on Monday,
But nothing else
In his life rhymed
Are you wearing Christmas hosiery?
Phwor are you going to
let me see
Oh, how they cling to
the shape of you
I would like to cling
to them too
Oh yes, I like them
very much
Perhaps I might have a
touch
Oh, you are a proper
tease
Would you let me if I
said please?