We all make mistakes in life
But the first step is
to admit it
When you realize you've
made one
Take immediate steps
to correct it
We all make mistakes in life
But the first step is
to admit it
When you realize you've
made one
Take immediate steps
to correct it
One secret to a happy life
Is this, more or less
Take every opportunity
to
Mind your own business.
Live a full and satisfying life
Make your mark and
don’t regret it
But measure your success
by what
You had to give up in
order to get it
Once in an age of innocence
When the maids were
chaste
The body was a temple
of love
On which great value
was placed
Now the age of
innocence is dead
Virtue is sacrificed
in haste
Bodies are desecrated
at will
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John,
Went to bed with his trousers on
One shoe off, and one shoe on,
His was as pissed as a fart, my son Jon!
Are you wearing a muff?
It’s like a big ball
of fluff
Is it to keep your hands
warm?
That you wear that
muff?
Or is it a hiding place,
for
When you’ve knicked
stuff
If you value your life avoid places
Where demons from hell meet
Like a certain geographical location
Infamously known as Elm Street