A little girl watched her dad dress for a party.
And then she gave her dad a warning
“Daddy, you shouldn't wear that dinner suit”
He asked, “why not?” his curiosity dawning
“Because you know that it always gives
You a bad headache the next morning”
Friday, 20 August 2021
A LITTLE GIRL’S WARNING
I WAS SCARRED DURING MY FIRST TIME
I was scarred during my first time
And made me think I was still a virgin
I thought I was doing fine until she said
Those three dreaded words, “Is it in?”
THERE WAS A FIGHT AT THE CIRCUS
There was a fight at the circus
Between a clown and a mugger
The fight didn’t last for long
Once they went for the juggler
THE ANTELOPE AND THE GAZELLE
I dreamed one night that an Antelope,
Loved a Gazelle and planned to elope
But at the moment they expected least
A jealous Wildebeest crashed the feast
ARE YOU WEARING A SQUINT?
Are you wearing a squint?
That’ll be because of the fine print.
I wouldn’t bother reading
every bit
MY GIRLFRIEND THINKS I'M A STALKER
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker
She’s thought it ever since we met
Well, I say girlfriend, I should explain
That,
she's not my girlfriend, yet
Thursday, 19 August 2021
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE ODESSA FILE (1974)
“The Odessa File” is a historical drama, screenplay by Kenneth Ross and George Markstein based on the Novel by Frederick Forsyth and Directed by Ronald Neame
The story is set in Germany in 1963, at the time of
the Kennedy assassination.
Following the suicide of an elderly Jewish man, freelance journalist Peter Miller (Jon Voight)
takes possession of the man's diary and investigates the alleged sighting of a
former S.S. Captain, who commanded a concentration camp during World War II.
His investigation leads him to Simon Wiesenthal (Shmuel Rodensky) and to a group of Israeli
Secret Service.
Miller
eventually finds himself involved with the powerful organization of former S.S.
members, called “O.D.E.S.S.A.” and he s trained to infiltrate them.
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