I LIKE TO READ CRIME FICTION

 

I like to read crime fiction

Or detective solving tomes

My latest is a lucky sleuth

He’s called Sheerluck Holmes

TAKE AS DIRECTED

 

My Doctor told me to

Take two tablets four times a day

That probably explains

Why I was arrested at the mall today

I EMPLOYED LESBIAN CARPENTERS

 

I employed Lesbian Carpenters

And they are the best I’ve used

I would highly recommend them

They were called Tongue and groove

THERE’S A LESBIAN DINOSAUR # 2

There’s a Lesbian dinosaur

It has been Revealed to us

Which wore a strap-on

It’s named the Pegasaurus

THERE’S A LESBIAN DINOSAUR # 1

 

There’s a Lesbian dinosaur

It has been revealed to us

By exited Paleontologists who

Named it the Lickalotapus

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS

Some people are like clouds

In strange kind of way

Because when they fuck off

It becomes a beautiful day

I GOT A JOB AT A HELIUM FACTORY

 

I got a job at a Helium factory

But I quit after my first day

Because I didn’t really like

Being spoken to in that way